We are looking for unconventional restaurant reviews. Actually, they dont need to be reviews at all. We just want writing about places you love to eat. Just make sure the writing is funny, personal and relate-able. Send us stuff about diners, food carts, delis, fancy restaurants, bars, picnic spots and anywhere else you like to eat. The pieces can be short. They can be two sentences long and read like blurbs. Or they can be much longer. Usually, we would like them to be under 800 words, but we can make exceptions.

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